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Jason Erik Lundberg‘s fiction is forthcoming from Subterranean Magazine and Polyphony 7.

Luc Reid writes about the psychology of habits at The Willpower Engine. His new eBook is Bam! 172 Hellaciously Quick Stories.

Trent Walters, poetry editor at A&A, has a chapbook, Learning the Ropes, from Morpo Press.

Alex Dally MacFarlane’s story “The Devonshire Arms” is available online at Clarkesworld.

The Day Without a Story

by Rudi Dornemann

It was the day without a story. At least, if we were reading the dials and blinking lights correctly.

The fictiometer sat in the middle of Professor Woodfern’s desk, whirring and clanking.

“According to this,” he said, nose grazing the pages of the operation’s manual as he read, “we’re in a state of storylessness. It has no beginning and no end.” He looked up, and got that voice he had when he dictated articles on critical theory, “An atemporal state of irremediable middleness. A paramodern and yet curiously prelapsarian condition attended by the utter suspension of causality.”

“Meaning?” I said. The machine was beginning to overheat, so I hoisted the nearest window open a couple inches.

“Events happen, and other events follow, but nothing causes anything else. It’s all isolated, as if the laws of profluence had been suspended.” There was a quiver in his voice as he looked out the window, where the shadow of the clock tower didn’t fall on the roses.

An airplane droned overhead.

My scalp tingled.

In the next office, someone sang a tune without words, only to be interrupted by their own laughter.

I picked up the operation’s manual, and clonked the side of the fictiometer with it the way you’d bang the side of a malfunctioning TV.

The readings didn’t change.

“So it’s true,” I said.

And then, other things happened.

4 Responses to “The Day Without a Story”

  1. Daniel Says:

    May 7th, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    irredeemable middleness and irredeemable mindlessness… getting my causality meter checked. ( great story ! )

  2. Luc Reid Says:

    May 7th, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Terrific story, Rudi! I enjoyed the jargon. For those of you following along at home, this little gem was produced in a very short time to fill a fiction vacuum, which goes to show that just cranking out a story is sometimes exactly the cool thing to do.

    I’m particularly enamored of the last line.

  3. Rudi Dornemann Says:

    May 7th, 2010 at 10:57 pm

    Thanks, guys!

    Apparently, the jargon part of my brain is online even before the caffeine kicks in.

  4. Trent Says:

    May 8th, 2010 at 2:32 am

    I love the last line myself. Charming dysfunctional equipment as well.